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Handjob

Handjob
Term

Handjob

Definition

Any manual task or job performed by hand, rather than the sexual act it denotes in our world

Connotation

Hard, physical work requiring dexterity and skill

Common usage

Describing skilled craftsmanship • Referring to repair work • Denoting other forms of manual labor

Comparison to our world

The term has a more benign, non-sexual meaning compared to our reality

Handjob

In this timeline, the term "handjob" refers to any manual task or job that is performed primarily by hand, rather than with the aid of power tools or machinery. The word conveys the use of skilled human hands and fingers to carry out work, rather than having any sexual connotations.

The most common usage of "handjob" applies to skilled craftsmanship and artisanry, such as:

  • Woodworking and carpentry
  • Pottery, sculpting, and other fine arts
  • Jewelry making and metalwork
  • Textile production like weaving and sewing
  • Leather work and shoe repair

The term is also used to describe intricate manual labor and repair work, such as:

  • Mechanical repairs on vehicles or machinery
  • Fine electronic assembly and circuit board work
  • Restoration of antique or vintage items
  • Detailed tasks requiring dexterity, like watchmaking

Fundamentally, a "handjob" refers to any task that is accomplished primarily through the use of the human hand and its fine motor skills, rather than relying on power tools, automated machinery, or division of labor in a factory setting. It implies a level of craftsmanship, precision, and physical skill.

While the term does not have the same salacious meaning as in our world, "handjob" can still carry some negative connotations. It may be used to imply tedious, repetitive, or poorly-paid manual labor in contrast to more prestigious or technology-driven work. However, it is also widely respected as a descriptor of high-quality, specialized craftsmanship.